After Tuesday's trip to the Apple store, I zoomed by Belk's to pick up some under-eye concealer from Clinique. I had no idea the horrors that awaited me. 

First of all, for you men out there, you need to know there are make-up hygiene rules that are determined by the very companies selling women overpriced product to begin with. Mascara is supposed to be replaced every other month, lipsticks each year, foundation every six months, etc. 

I don't know a single woman who follows these rules. Who the hell tracks how long they've owned an eye-shadow? Personally, I think the whole bacteria thing is a myth. I made it two years once on a single vial of mascara and lived to tell the tale.