A Little Early Weekend Humor

My 15-year-old niece sent me this. We're so proud...

A teacher was giving her students lifesavers and they were supposed to tell the flavor. The children began to identify the flavors by their color: 

Red...............Cherry
Yellow...........Lemon 
Green.............Lime 
Orange..........Orange 

Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. None of the children could identify the taste. The teacher said, "I will give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father."

One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled, "Oh my God! Everyone spit it out! They're assholes!"